it was very difficult passing up the pogues' if i should fall from grace with god but my burgeoning african readership have expressed concerns over shane's dental hygiene so the pogues have been disqualified from this year's festivities.
abridged cracker factory tale. earlier this year i had to vacate yet another office to accommodate a new hotshot employee. after a few months it was discovered that the new guy had run up a lot of personal expenses on his corporate credit card and didn't have the funds to make the cracker factory whole. i learned that the expenses on his card were vet bills to have his cat's leg amputated and other repairs to the cat. i returned to the cracker factory a few weeks ago and asked him how his cat was doing. his answer: the cat was eaten by a coyote. maybe i'm an asshole but it was really hard suppressing my laughter when he told me a coyote ate the million dollar cat.
the winner of enjoy the moment's inaugural video of the year is:
take a deep breath, enjoy the moment and say good fucking riddance to 2013!
i love you sons of bitches
32 comments:
So he is still at the cracker factory?
Pretty good song.
I feel like a fucking train wreck, it’s not like me to get sick, haven’t been for over twenty years. All I want to do is try to sleep. Piss poor way to bring in 2014, even my eyeballs hurt some.
Did you get the honey a chocolate dildo to bring in the new year? Most women like chocolate.
he's still at the cracker factory but i think his days are numbered.
it sounds like you have the flu?
I may have but the doctors won't be back until Thursday.
My bad, I should have said chocolate dick, not dildo. I would consider sticking a chocolate dick in a pussy candy abuse.
Drinking apple juice on new years eve.
Piff....
Happy New Year!
A noble choice for video of the year...even if it does hit close to home (as did your prior two).
Happy New Year...and good fucking riddance to 2013.
Billy, will comment later, mate. Been busy as a bee! :-P
Most importantly, I hope that you and yours have a happy and prosperous New year, mate. Have a good one...
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Steve...
king - drink lots of steaming hot water, watch 2 episode of deadwood and make a date with the pocket pussy for first thing tomorrow morning.
thims - happy new year
doc - as i reflect back on 2013 and filter out all the irrational emotions, it was actually a pretty good year.
farmer - i'll take prosperous and leave happy for the other guys.
Billy - I can't believe the guy used a corporate credit card at the vet's and on a cat, a dog maybe but never a cat!
Here's hoping you have a good 2014.
I think I'm on the mend, went and got a couple meds, a decent nights sleep should have me feeling full of piss and vinegar again.
Why would a man put a fucked up cat out where a coyote could get to it? Something sounds fishy to me. Maybe he got tired of the cat and killed it.
IT'S BETTER TO BIKE IN VERMONT.. You goddamn sure don’t want to bike in Louisiana, they don’t have much respect for life there.,
Aren't you always applauding natural disasters and mass murder? Idiot hypocrite. Louisiana is your kind of state. Can't say we don't do our share of helping to deplete the population.
I was wondering where the leader the of Louisiana's cunts was and damn if she didn't pop in. I don't know the stats but I'll guess that more women harm bikers there than men do.
Frump sent me an email inquiring about pocket pussies so when I’m feeling better I’ll educate him some on a benefits of a good pocket pussy when a mans mate isn’t keeping him serviced enough. I’m sure the Rosewood foundation approves of them.
tex - thanks for the good wishes and pro dog thoughts.
king - i guess you and leslie didn't resolve to mend fences in 2014.
You can rest assured that I will never be that cunts friend. I have plenty of lady friends and she wouldn't make a pimple on any of their asses.
I don’t have any problem with people dying but all too often it is the wrong people that die while cunts like Leslie live on.
i just read frump's latest kvetching
revelations. it's a shame that he's too proud to seek my help.
it's january and lake pity is closed for the season.
I just went to his post, he should have a hangover, he was drunk as a skunk when he emailed.
His problems beside the point I admire him for maintaining his walks.
I never knew you could charge your vet bills to your employer. He should have also hired a bodyguard for his cat to keep it safe from coyotes. Nice song, but I can't hear the double bass play.
i told my cat story at a dinner last night and a woman claimed to have a nephew who spent $9000 on his cat.
I know people that have done that also. It's 90 bucks here for just a vet visit and flea treatment and I do that at times but if one get seriously hurt I can fix it for seven cents.
There is no end to the new cats showing up here so they are not in short supply. It's been 30 years since I sent one to its next level but I retain that option.
a 22 shell?
Yup, that is how country folks deal with very sick or hurt pets. Remember the old yellow lab out at Granny's? She was in a video I posted about two years ago.
Last summer Terry had to put her down and they dug a grave in the pet graveyard and did their own service over her.
Couple of days ago he showed up here with a very nice looking chocolate retriever pup, and life goes on.
When the need arises — and it does — you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out — that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse.
Maybe city slickers can't relate to us, they seem to have others do the unpleasant chores for them.
"Here is three hundred bucks doc, you take care of it, I have an appointment at the beauty salon.
In the 7th grade my biology teacher executed a puppy he claimed to have found by the side of the road, injured. It needed killing, and he had the ether. It was demonstration by shock and awe.
After the puppy euthanasia demonstration, we got a new teacher.
In the biology class in our little village in the fifty's all I recall us dissecting was a worm. All other teaching was with pictures and texts.
Then where did you learn to dissect English? Self-taught?
I'm tired of the insane one, she can go suck on a cock or insult others.
*poof*
Excellent selection for the inaugural video of the year. And I'm with you about trying my best not to laugh at the guy whose million-dollar cat was a coyote appetizer. Happy New Year, BP.
BBC, I could probably manage both at the same time. Impressed?
PS: GO SAINTS!!!
Billy, mate, yet another introduction to a musician who seems to shine.
Nice story about your work colleague, too!
To You & Yours, I Wish You a Happy & Peaceful Day!
Take Care & Stay Lucky!
Peace,
Stephanie...
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