i don't like snakes. never have, never will.
i don't know if THIS IS ON THE UP AND UP. but i don't plan on watching it. all i can say is that must be one big motherfucking snake and one stupid motherfucking human. if i ever decide to allow myself to be eaten by a snake, call the cops! it's a fucking set up, i'd never do it.
that is one big snake!
but i like this:
i love you sons of bitches.
22 comments:
Fear of snakes is an instinctive primate thing, but there are people who can help you master it, usually by getting a snake to cuddle you. The getting eaten stunt must be some kind of weird sexual fetish.
I used to raise boa constricters. And bred rats to feed them. My biggest was 15 feet...
I played with a lot of snakes when I was young, but they were harmless. When I lived in Arizona I just beat the shit out of rattle snakes with a tire iron.
I would have never guessed that about Doc Teri.
gb - i'm sure nicki minaj could help me get over my fear of snakes.
doc - holy christ, 15 feet! did you freeze the rats or let the snakes terrorize them before being devoured?
king - you know who is going to call you out on beating rattle snakes with tire irons. were they full grown with deadly venom? was it a fair fight?
Oh, me and a tire iron against a four foot rattlesnake is more than a fair fight. Not that I think you should do something like that, I have quick reactions and can still move fast.
But I'm not stupid, I sure wouldn't go after Leslie with just a 16 inch tire iron.
BBC, If you have "quick reactions" and can "still move fast", why the need to torture and pound a snake to death?
What a stupid question, because I can.
What a wonderful perspective. So glad you're part of the human race.
I made a crock pot of good soup, spuds, string beans, onion and rattlesnake tenderized with a tire iron. Come on over.
My snakes stay in the garden. They get the moles - I get the veggies. I want no part of an anaconda or Nicki - nothing personal - both just seem very slimy!
Pigs blood, eh?
There someone here who trying to sell a snake for $100.
Around here snake a harmless we have rubber boa which you don't see that often.
The other one is a gardener snake.
Don't have much for snake tells. My husband and mom could tell some
When my mom was young she live in Northwest corner of Nebraska and went to some lake there.
The kids decided to play catch with a rattlesnake.
Coffee is on
Hawt!
You know what I don't like about that Nikki Manaj song? She calls out girls with small butts, but she had her giant butt enhanced surgically. So how fare is that? It's really weird that I get worked up about something that stupid, isn't it?
kenneth - i've watched the video a few times and haven't heard a word she said.
"Haven't heard a word she said."
Now that's funny!!
Good frost here this morning. Burrrrr
I don't like big butts
I can not lie
Makes my Anaconda
Shrivel up and die
Enjoy the accolade!
The first picture looks like it was taken in Victoria.
Are we still watching Nicki?
"Oh Nicki, you're so fine - you're so fine you blow my mind - hey Nicki, hey Nicki!
Poor billy - don't overuse your eyes.
tex - nice poem. very catchy
shaw - accolades r us. i guess gave the publisher of that the study the biggest bribe, our federal election is just around the corner.
dixie - i'm getting tired of looking at the fucking snake. time for a new post.
king - excellent point.
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