all was well in my little world saturday morning. the weather was decent, ruby had a lovely bowel movement on our walk and i had a good bike ride. yes, life was good.
saturday afternoon i was checking the news and horror struck. randy quaid was DENIED PERMANENT RESIDENT STATUS in canada. fuck me, tamil terrorists and syrian war criminals are routinely granted refugee status and yet our fucknut federal government has the temerity to deny cousin eddy citizenship. luckily randy can appeal the decision and we have outright criminals stretching the process out for 10 years with bullshit appeals so randy can probably stick around for a while. most things i say here are tongue and cheek but this really does piss me off.
the second dark cloud over canada was the new liberal premier of ontario, our most populace province. the new premier is a woman and now our four most powerful provinces have female premiers. this was no real big deal until i read the fine print. the new premier is AN OPENLY GAY LESBIAN! not only is she openly gay, she's legally married to another lesbian. fuck me, canada is turning into a regular sodom and gomorrah! so it goes.
there might be a silver lining to the dyke premier. she leads the pinko liberal party which is hanging on by a thread with a shaky coalition. the liberals now have 2 chances of forming a majority government in the next election and slim just left town. not that i'm against liberals in general but the ontario liberals have single handedly changed ontario from a rich province into an almost bankrupt province.
in summation; cousin eddy is out and the dykes are in.(my critique of israel will have to wait for anther day).
i love you sons of bitches. (in a manly way)
58 comments:
I didn't think bad acting was a crime in Canada.
bad acting?
can you name an actor who could have been a better cousin eddy, russel casse or ishmael boorg?
Not for Cousin Eddy. The other two I don't recall.
Didn't Randy jump bail in the USA? I don't think Canada should be a refuge for bail-jumping Americans unless they have a well-founded fear of water-boarding. You're so lucky to have lesbians in high places - it's the mark of an advanced civilisation.
The Japing Ape grunted,
".......You're so lucky to have lesbians in high places - it's the mark of an advanced civilisation......."
In spite of you being an obese Silver back, you make a rather astute observation.
Over at the Frumpy Professor's Blog:
BBC said...
I wonder what kind of things make you angry.
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
For your 5 mile walk, if you think of it in terms of kilometres, it sounds more 'spectacular'.
"I did 8 Klicks today!"
See?
It is positively Metric and US Military!
Dearest BBC,
What kind of things make you angry, BBC?
BBC said...
None of your fucking business you piece of shit bitch.
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
Well?
It appears we have discovered at least one thing.
Innit?
Oh and for future reference? I am a fucking cunt, not a bitch. Bitches are imperfect mere 'shadows' of yours truly.
BBC said...
And the fucking cunt can stay away from me, I have no use for fucking cunts.
Anonymous said...
Cunt,cunt,cunt,cunt,cunt,cunt,cunt,cunt,cun,cunt,cunt.
Nothing like a mouthful of yummy cunt aye Frumpy old boy?
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
BBC said,
"......And the fucking cunt can stay away from me, I have no use for fucking cunts......"
Assuming you are referring to me, thank you. It is always gratifying to be addressed with the proper nomenclature.
Query?
If you have no use for 'fucking' cunts - the word 'fucking' assumed to be a verb, not an adjective, - are you perhaps 'coming out of the closet' - you know, admitting your deep-seated homosexuality?
bob - kingpin and independence day.
gb - lucky, shit i better pinch myself, this might just be a wonderful dream.
aquarians - please list the prosperous and advanced civilizations headed by dykes.
Now over at the Frumpy Professor's Blog:
BBC said...
I wonder what kind of things make you angry.
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
For your 5 mile walk, if you think of it in terms of kilometres, it sounds more 'spectacular'.
"I did 8 Klicks today!"
See?
It is positively Metric and US Military!
Dearest BBC,
What kind of things make you angry, BBC?
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PipeTobacco said...
Hello Everyone:
Although I typically do not feel the need to do this on my site, as I let people comment about me and what I say as they wish, I feel today that I need to remove posts that were both overly crude and overly off topic.
My apologies,
PipeTobacco
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
Thank you Maestro.
Though I am quite capable of defending my little self from adversity, as I'm sure you have surmised, when dealing with some folks, hyperbolic profanity is all that is understood.
Thank you for your assistance.
billy pilgrim challenged,
"......aquarians - please list the prosperous and advanced civilizations headed by dykes......"
I've no idea. You'll have to ask the Argent Anthropoid, he seems to understand how one defines an "advanced civilisation".
Notice also that he and I spell the word with an 'S' and you do not. I'd suggest that you do not live in an advanced and prosperous country yourself.
i might have to implement a "z" rule.
don't forget, rules r us. just ask bbc.
That's the thing!
I can't ask the poor wretch!!
He keeps getting deleted all over the place now!
He's being deleted at Demeur's Blog and dare I say it, Doc Teri's too!
I don't understand it!
This is what happens when openly gay Lesbians get elected!
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Speaking of Argent:
And if he's bad
Don't let it get you down, you delete him.
And if he lies
Don't let him see you laugh, you delete him.
Delete the cunt, delete the cunt.
Delete the cunt, delete the cunt.
And if he whines
Just let him burn his eyes on you laughing.
And if he shouts
Don't let him change a thing what you're doing.
Delete the cunt, delete the cunt.
Delete the cunt, delete the cunt.
You are being maligned elsewhere on the net, pilgrim!
"....."Enjoy the Moment" was once great! It is now just people masturbating over BBC and his absence. Its Golden Age over and is now just a faint memory....."
I stood up for you:
Maybe so, but this 'Bespattering of the BBC' is itself in its golden age. Wit, wank and derision flow in equal measure - and it is joyous to behold! Spermatazoa are begat and then sent spiralling into the breach, hair is clumped and then washed!
It is beautiful.
It is sublime.
Just the other day in fact, The Tutor, while pursuing his diurnal BBCsian Onanism, having thought himself well spent, actually shot three more times, in thick stripes on BBC's tepid form. Like Zorro.
¡Ay, caramba!
"Z" is for Zorro.
Well?
There is a "Z" rule?
Innit?
And the last fucking time I looked, the letter "Z" can be written with THREE thick stripes of semen.
Remember?
oh where am i being maligned??
billy pilgrim said,
".....oh where am i being maligned??....."
In BBC's emails to my spy. One of his pen pals is a Double Agent. Don't tell him this though.
Ruby, conversely, is being very much maligned over at The Frumpy Professor's place,
To wit:
billy pilgrim said...
i've been playing a lot of angry birds since getting the game for xmas.
i'm in love with a bitch, ruby the faithful pitbull.
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
She's not that faithful, pilgrim.
And the word 'faithful' is a tad overly crude - doncha know?
BBC said...
She wouldn't know what faithful is, she's never been faithful to anyone but herself.
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
Dearest BBC,
You are not known for your particularly high level of reading comprehension, are you?
Them's fightin' words, innit?
BBC's, not mine.
Mine?
Meh.
A stern, "Tsk Tsk" would normally suffice.
Query?
Your possibly impending "Z" rule? Are we to refrain from its use or uze it excluzively in place of itz near-homophone the nineteenth letter in the Latin Alphabet; "S"
you must have just fallen off the turnip truck. i've known about the double agent and how he's being set up for several weeks.
so it goez.
My Double Agent is female.
Are there two double agents?
And I keep telling you, it was an El Camino, not a truck!
I feel left out.
:-(
as far as i know there is only 1 snake in the grazz.
You don't know dick, pilgrim.
And for that, I envy you.
Will some good Samaritan please notice that Leslie's here and requires a modicum of attention before she has a hissy fit and threatens to end BBC's despondent and despairing life - again?
Well, at least she's an OPENLY gay lesbian.
Obama needs to come out of the closet and quit pretending to be straight.
I don't need attention. I'm going to get my hair chopped and then out to lunch. Maybe later?
Dear god!
She'll come back looking like Mia Farrow - as Mis looked in Rosemary's Baby.
Apropos I should think, Leslie already acts like the baby, she may as well look like the mom.
Innit?
excellent point tex.
Y'all been monitoring RIMM and NFLX?
Can The Tutor pick 'em, or what?
At the Frumpy's one hour ago:
pilgrim?
Notice BBC says you love me!
Is this true?
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amelia said...
Well said!! I stopped coming here because of all the negativity so now maybe I can read again. I, like many others, have a lot of bad things to deal with in my life and I like to read blogs and others comments for virtual entertainment!
I have always enjoyed Billys comments. He makes me laugh! :)
peppylady (Dora) said...
Sound like your just human like the rest of us.
I have no trouble with BBC he also human like us...and he doesn't hide it.
Coffee is on.
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
"......To the best of my ability, I will be eliminating comments that I perceive as hurtful towards you as well......."
These alleged hurtful comments of which you speak will necessarily only come from that "VERY good and VERY strong Internet friend of (yours), BBC"
Does it matter to you if I perceive these comments as hurtful?
Should I not be the arbiter of that which is personally hurtful to me? Does it matter that I have always been civil, and if not actually civil, at least humourous, in my ripostes to his profanity? "Your VERY good and VERY strong Internet friend" is neither intellectually capable nor lexically astute enough to render prating palaver that would be considered hurtful to yours truly.
Please do not "White Knight" on my behalf. I am hardly a distressed damsel in need of being whisked off to safety.
If you want decorum here and a wish for "all your commenters to play nice", this is your prerogative - it is your blog. Careful about that for which you wish though, the mundane lurks behind every banal quip from your erstwhile Alpha commenter - the fact that he makes Amelia laugh notwithstanding.
I spent only 6 months on a "Psych Rotation", even after the engrossing experience of "Med-Surg", 6 months was time enough, to develop the academic wherewithal necessary to diagnose borderline psychopathy and Incipient Frontotemporal dementia (FTD) in those deserving of such diagnoses.
Careful whom you might embrace as VERY good and VERY strong Internet friends.
I suspect an explanation, or at least a rephrasing, of this word salad, written as it must be to accommodate a sixth grade level of reading comprehension, will be required by some of your readers. You will have to provide that as I am not bright enough to compose it.
Anonymous said...
Sir, your picture has been posted in a gay fetish blog regarding bearded pipe and cigar men. You are a very popular item there! Thought you should know.
http://pipemen.tumblr.com/post/41353073365
BBC said...
ALT-F thinks she is more intelligent and superior to the rest of us so there you go. And I want to thank you for this post. Bill
BBC said...
BTW, I really don't think you should be running at your age, unless you have to of course, I think you should get a bike and see how fast you can make it go in a mile if you are interested in such things.
A bike is much kinder on your knees as you get older.
BBC said...
On a more positive note, she won't be at the Big Hole with us in July so it will be much more pleasant there. Bill
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
BBC said,
".....ALT-F thinks she is more intelligent and superior to the rest of us so there you go......"
I do not. You think I am more intelligent and superior to you. Are you correct?
I do not know.
I do know, however, that you are a Narcissist(Clinical definition) and that you dislike me because I refuse to join your collection of Enablers - "I'm hip to your tricks" as it were.
Are there others who are hip to your tricks?
Hip ex-wives?
Hip children?
Your 'Skill Set' is very effective in recruiting the otherwise Self-Loathing and Self-Esteem challenged folks in the World/Internet.
And you have a large pool of 'Damaged' folks from which to choose your victims.
BBC said...
Just leave me alone, you only think you know me and I seldom find you witty at all, there's lots of blogs you are not welcome at and you know it. Go play with Billy P, he seems to enjoy you.
Aquarians Love To Fuck said...
BBC said,
"....and I seldom find you witty at all...."
This, my friend is by design. In fact, this revelation that there have, allegedly, been times when you 'found' me witty is very distressing for me.
This means I have failed.
You are a cruel man BBC.
Herr Professor?
This is an occasion where I would have you delete this very hurtful utterance from "Your VERY good and VERY strong Internet friend"
Thank you in advance.
BBC said...
Pipe, I'm not playing her game with her, she is one very sick puppy.
I'll see you around, and keep you up to date with some things in emails.
And now?
At the Frumpy's?
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amelia said...
Well said!! I stopped coming here because of all the negativity so now maybe I can read again. I, like many others, have a lot of bad things to deal with in my life and I like to read blogs and others comments for virtual entertainment!
I have always enjoyed Billys comments. He makes me laugh! :)
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peppylady (Dora) said...
Sound like your just human like the rest of us.
I have no trouble with BBC he also human like us...and he doesn't hide it.
Coffee is on.
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Anonymous said...
Sir, your picture has been posted in a gay fetish blog regarding bearded pipe and cigar men. You are a very popular item there! Thought you should know.
http://pipemen.tumblr.com/post/41353073365
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BBC said...
BTW, I really don't think you should be running at your age, unless you have to of course, I think you should get a bike and see how fast you can make it go in a mile if you are interested in such things.
A bike is much kinder on your knees as you get older.
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BBC said...
On a more positive note, she won't be at the Big Hole with us in July so it will be much more pleasant there. Bill
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BBC said...
Just leave me alone, you only think you know me and I seldom find you witty at all, there's lots of blogs you are not welcome at and you know it. Go play with Billy P, he seems to enjoy you.
Is this true?
Do you 'enjoy' me?
Did you see the Anonymous comment at the beginning of my second 7:1 AM0 comment above?
I think thimscool wrote that!
Maybe Leslie.
i don't read comments that are longer than the old testament.
Ha! I wish I'd done that! Funny that P-Frump enjoys being a gay fetish more than he enjoys you!
If P-Frump has become a gay icon I will start reading his blog! I've no interest in his OCD tobacco consumption chronicles or his manopausal moodswings.
Sweet!
If he'd on some bare-assed chaps and a tank top he'd be a huge hit in New Orleans.
well, i went and checked out the pipe smoker. he is indeed a pipe smoker, an altruistic being that puts the welfare of his followers above himself. you can insult the pipe smoker but not those making comments.
it's the opposite here, you can insult the shit out of the other commenters but being a small minded human i will not tolerate insults to myself that rub me the wrong way.
who knew that old bbc is such a fragile and sensitive human being that he needs to be shielded from the fairer sex.
so it goez.
billy pilgrim said,
".....i don't read comments that are longer than the old testament......"
Nor do I.
The current acronym used by all the young folk to represent what you just wrote is:
tl;dnr
Too Long; Did Not Read.
Gotta get hip, pilgrim!
I usually pixelate:
TI;CNR
Too Illiterate; Could Not Read.
You know, 'cause I think I am more intelligent and superior to the rest of you lot.
I'm baffled by why BBC feels he can only have a presence on blogs where he's chased off "the enemy" by lying, yet he continues to bash them in their absence.
This is not the behavior of a strong man. Fight your own battles, BBC! Ya punkass bitch!
Also, in light of P-Frump's new status as a gay icon, I think he should shy away from this "Big Hole" meet-up in July.
"....it's the opposite here, you can insult the shit out of the other commenters but being a small minded human i will not tolerate insults to myself that rub me the wrong way....."
What you might not realise, pilgrim, is we use each other as surrogates for you.
Except Leslie, I use her as a surrogate for the Canadian Winter.
BBC wants you to get a dog, ALTF. I recommend a fluffy li'l Pomeranian!
The piece of shit bitch that won’t get off my ass should get a dog, it’s the only thing that would be loyal to her. Ever notice that she’s on the web from early in the morning till late at night? Must not have any other life.
I like Golden Retrievers.
They suit my personality well.
the lovely mrs myshkin is taking her car in for service today which reminds me of all the insults some old fucknut directed my way about the type of car she drives.
he might not be the fucking delicate flower he pretends to be.
the rimm/blackberry bb10 launch was so hokey it was embarrassing.
pilgrim cheered,
".....the rimm/blackberry bb10 launch was so hokey it was embarrassing....."
I know!
Canada sucks!
Remember the Opening Ceremonies for Toronto's Sky Dome in 1989?
I was only 10 at the time, and not even on this continent, but The Tutor told me about it!
Pouring rain and the idiots kept the roof open.
Alan Thicke looked like the drowned rat that he is!
From the NY Times:
".....the company, known until now as Research In Motion, had adopted BlackBerry as its corporate name. Its Nasdaq trading symbol will become BBRY, and it will trade as BB in Toronto."
Ha!
It won't help!
BBRY?
Blubbery?
It should have been BBYE.
gadgets come and gadgets go.
Oh oh,
That sounds like The Clash!
BBC's mantra.
Cousin Eddy has the financial ability to stick it out. If not he can borrow from Griswold. Hope for the best outcome.
Canada's political parties baffle me.
I'm interested to hear what you have to say about Israel, especially after today's activities.
Obama is gay... interesting theory!
i think the star wackers took all randy's money.
our political parties are very fluid. our provincial liberals are much more right wing that the federal conservatives.
i have a very insightful and important observation to make on israel but i'm thinking i should wait until i have a larger audience.
obama is actually a tri-sexual.
You stupid fucks can go suck you're own cocks for all I care. I'm done with you cocksuckers.
hey willy, say hi to your brother for me.
Dearest Willy Cook,
TI;CNR
Nothing personal, you understand. Still friends?
Willy was a Whale!
Randy Quaid is my hero. He cleans the shitters.
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